1. Chili Peppers...Please!
I grew up eating food with spice and sometimes with chili. Throughout SE Asia however, I have nurtured my ever craving lust for the succulent seeded heat of chili peppers. I simply can't taste food unless there is an abundance of hot chilies involved in the meal. In my month in Indonesia, I was able to come up with 9 mandatory foods to eat in Indonesia and every single dish would not be the same without a massive dollop of sambal chili sauce.
2. No Toilet Paper for Me...
Before coming to SE Asia the thought of spraying after making a release really sounded quite dreadful. Now, I really don't feel clean if I have to use Toilet Paper. I much prefer the spray and shake method. As I like to say, a powerful spray, goes a loooong way.
3. Rice, Rice, and Rice
You don't normally get Kenyan style nyama choma in Asia, but anything with rice is splendidly satisfying. Though I am 1/2 Chinese and grew up eating rice on the daily, my habitual rice eating has been reinforced. Just like the locals I hung out with in Batad of the Philippines rice terraces, If I don't eat rice 2-3 times a day I'm just not fully satisfied in life.
4. King of Fruits...Bow Down
The notorious durian fruit, also known as the "king of fruits" smells pretty far from appetizing. In Malaysia I was able to tackle the durian fruit in the form of buffet and now I actually crave it from time to time. It's actually and surprisingly quite delicious!!!
5. Squatting Potting
My thighs have become absurdly strong, and it's surely not from the gym, it's from squatting at so many roadside locations. I'm not ashamed to admit that I find myself squatting on top of regular toilets from time to time without thinking about it...weird.
6. Scooter Butt
As a first timer on a horse may need to walk afterward with a wide stance, so sitting on the back of a scooter too long creates scooter butt (sitting on the back of a moped for a long period of time). However, there is hope, my butt has now become accustomed to scooter butt.
7. Massage?
In the United States I never dreamed of having a massage. Here in SE Asia I have become used to either paying a humble 200 baht ($5), having a cute fish massage, or if I am sitting randomly on the roadside an old man might possibly come to lightly rub my shoulders. If you've been in SE Asia for a while you can bet on this. Warning though, at first it's a little awkward.
8. Food Expenditure
If I have to dish out more than a dollar for a single meal or go to an established "sit down" restaurant, I immediately feel rather uncomfortable, strange, and just plain incompetent. It seems my entire personality has evolved to really only relate to street food or hole in the wall eateries where I can spend less that a dollar.
9. Environmental Spectacles
The environmental beauty of SE Asia is incredible. Hiking deadly volcanoes, climbing rice terraces from Mayoao to Batad, and pretending to be a millionaire on pristine beaches. I haven't even itched the surface of possibilities.
10. Heat Streak
If the temperature drops below 80 degrees Fahrenheit (26.6 Celsius) I start to get goosebumps and shivers. It's peculiar, but I'm starting to realize why people sell goose down parkas roadside.
11. Munch-Astic
I have said this time and time again and I could go on and on; the food in SE Asia is just unparalleled. Where else can you expect and demand to eat Manchester United Burgers, Nasi Campur mystery buffets, Bangkok Boat Noodles, feast on fetus of Balut, and then get ultimately dirty in Seafood Dampa?
12. Natural Shirt Vent
In SE Asia numerous youth and men alike walk around with shirts cinched up just below the breast. I too cannot resist walking around all day with my shirt pulled up halfway over my stomach to increase the airflow. Note: I especially and would recommend doing this after heavy meals
13. Karaoke Singing
Most embarrassingly on the list, I find myself thinking even sometimes dreaming about karaoke and secretly hoping for more.
14. Need to be Sweating
After attempting to jog in Manila, an orangutan trek in Sumatra, my try at conquering hot yoga, and then paired with avoiding the usage of an air conditioner, I have simply come to the conclusion that sweating is natural and feels right to me.
15. Diving Off Roads
Driving in Indonesia taught me a lot about pedestrians walking on the side of any street. With little more than a micro second notice, pedestrians are forced to casually dive off the sidewalk or side of the road into pools of water or muddy basins as motorcycles or overloaded trucks zoom past with an intimidating breeze. After some time, a few near perishing occasions, and learning to open my eyes wider by paying attention, it is now easy and somewhat enjoyable for me to avoid oncoming or sometimes incoming traffic.
16. Human Hordes
As with motorways, hordes of people will inevitably be "in your way" when walking anywhere. Swag surfing, booty shaking, or simply patience, are invaluable when dealing with massive crowds. Soon you become accustomed and enjoy the variety and mixture of random humanity.
17. Opportunity to Help Others
From assisting in the charity projects of In Search of Sanuk, building houses with hope, being immersed in Payatas, and hanging out at the Bali house of life, there is not much better value than helping others with the secret recipe for 100% guaranteed happiness. Spending time and hanging out with others will put a smile on everyone, inside and out.
Mark Wiens is a world wanderer, an adventure enthusiast, a cultural connector, a skilled spicy food connoisseur, a relaxing erudite, and a buffet finisher. On Migrationology he writes about spontaneous observations from an unplanned migration around the world. Mark knows how to instantly become a celebrity and live the life of a millionaire.
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