What are some funny advice quotes starting with the word never?
I am decorating a camp for girls this summer and our theme is Never Land. We are trying to find funny quotes to put around the camp using the word never. For example... "Never lick the beaters while they are still moving" or "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn" Please post if you have heard any funny ones or if you can come up with some fun ideas!! 
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